items alice gave to me

The baby above is also known as the "Perfect Baby", and the "Tiny Perfect Human Being", based on our recollection of a stupid episode of DeGrassi High. (complete story documented in Please Mother I'd Rather Do it Myself c.winter 2002) We found this tiny perfect human being in a drawer at Uncle Fun in Chicago, and proceeeded to toss it all around, using it as a swizzle stick, spitting it across the room in projectile attack fashion and generally acting a fool with it.

The famous Honey Boy

Alice bought this for me at the now defunct "Montezuma's Castle" truck stop near Interstate 17, Camp Verde, AZ., while we were awaiting her Navahopi bus, coming to take her to the airport. The purchasing of Honey Boy depleted her cash funds so she was actually $2.00 short on bus fare. The prices had increased, and we didn't know it. Luckily, the busdriver was a sweetie pie and paid the $2.00 out of his own pocket. Thus Honey Boy did not have to be returned.

weird double-breasted baby

Freaky Florida Monkey bank

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