|"Now your site has a page for your 'Pals' and I'm not anywhere to be found on it. Listen here...I am 'The Pal'....pal. Unlike your Mother, who is not your pal, because your Father used to call the winos on Wilson Avenya 'pal'. B'lee dat!
"Ellenjo.com is a slap in the face outrage! What next? Are you going to have a page for family and exclude me from that? Are you going to have a page for people named Jim and have me listed somewhere after Jim Nabors, Jimmy Durante (ha-cha-cha-cha) and Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka?
How about a page called 'My Pal who was born on January 14th' that is completely devoted to Alice?
"Plus, I'm contemplating seeking counsel for the photo credit that I did not receive for the September 1999 photo of your Karmann Ghia on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago, which is where you are from.
G T K I! ["get to know it!"].
"Vote early..and often. Just because you're a tumbleweed doesn't mean you didn't used to have roots. Tru 'dat!
-my brother Jim's angry (and hilarious) tirade, Jan.2004
This page is my response! Yes, Jim,
you were indeed the Original Pal. I am publicly declaring this fact to all.
Now you must chill!