the original pal!
"Now your site has a page for your
'Pals' and I'm not anywhere to be
found on it. Listen here...I am 'The
Pal'....pal. Unlike your Mother, who is
not your pal, because your Father
used to call the winos on Wilson
Avenya 'pal'. B'lee dat!

"Ellenjo.com is a slap in the face
outrage! What next? Are you going to
have a page for family and exclude
me from that? Are you going to have
a page for people named Jim and
have me listed somewhere after Jim
Nabors, Jimmy Durante
(ha-cha-cha-cha) and Jimmy 'Superfly'
Snuka?
How about a page called 'My Pal who
was born on January 14th' that is
completely devoted to Alice?

"Plus, I'm contemplating seeking
counsel for the photo credit that I did
not receive for the September 1999
photo of your Karmann Ghia on Lake
Shore Drive in Chicago, which is
where you are from.
G T K I!  
["get to know it!"].

"Vote early..and often. Just because
you're a tumbleweed doesn't mean
you didn't used to have roots. Tru
'dat!
-my brother Jim's angry (and hilarious)
tirade, Jan.2004

This page is my response! Yes, Jim,
you were indeed the Original Pal. I am
publicly declaring this fact to all.
Now you must chill!
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